Ode to the Fiddle Leaf Fig

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Oh, fiddle leaf fig... how I adore thee.

I admire your unique, sculptural beauty.

Your lush green leaves are incredibly charming.

Your natural allure is quite disarming.

You grace the rooms of many a stylish home.

I knew I wanted you for my own.

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I searched for you at nurseries, big box stores and the internet.

But, finding you nowhere, I began to fret.

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Then one fateful day, I squealed with delight...

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When at a local nursery you came into sight.

So happy to find you, I knew just what to do.

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I said "what the heck," and came home with two.

I've professed my love for you, and I haven't been shy.

So do me a favor, and please don't die!!